I have moved…

…to another site. Visit me here!

Please?

I miss you?

Secret Collector

Well. It’s not SUPER secret.

So I just recently stumbled upon Mystery Google and have been playing with it all day.

I decided to ask people to send me Christmas ornaments from all over the world… I wonder if I will get one! Wouldn’t it be super awesome if  I could decorate a whole tree with ornaments from strangers??

I am a dork. I know. And probably super unsafe… ha. Oh well.

Will keep you posted!

TMI Thursday: Bet you didn’t know THIS could happen!

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Read more here!

I’m baaaaack!!! You know you missed me!

Hopefully no one that doesn’t need to, stumbles upon this and tells mommy dearest I am posting this picture…

If you don’t like gross pics.. don’t scroll all the way down! I’m warning you!

If you read my blog on a somewhat regular basis, you may know that my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer a year ago in August. She had a bilateral mastectomy (removal of both breasts) and so far is cancer free! YAY! About a month or 2 ago, my mom had her reconstructive surgery. In order to enlarge her breasts, she had fake implants, if you will, put in to stretch the skin after her mastectomy. They were hard as rocks, and could be pumped up as needed to get larger and larger.

Every man’s dream right? Inflatable breasts?

Anyboob. Once they were of adequate size, the stretchers were removed and implants were inserted to make them more realistic and squishy.

Well… last week, I get a call at 3am from my sister telling me that mom’s boob had split open and the implant was sticking out and they are taking her to the emergency room.

So a little education lesson:

Apparently when you have lots and lots of radiation it weakens the skin.

Capillaries that supply blood to the skin sometimes don’t grow back.

Skin is thin and not as tough as it was before…

Apparently it happens A LOT. Even with normal boob jobs. They just rip open and spill out silicone and grossness.

That being said… Her boob ripped open… you can SEE the implant. It was bleeding. and gross. and i wanted to throw up.

I love you Mommy!

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Maybe you don’t think it is THAT gross.. and that’s good! But I do!

***I would also like to point out that I think breast cancer is very serious!! And I am in no way trying to make this situation inappropriately comical, but somtimes you just have to laugh a little.. it helps with the recovery!!***

Oh wait. Yes I am.

❤