You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on…

Ugh. Zac is going to be gone all week for a work trip and I am stuck with two crazy children dogs who are extremely needy!

Who wants to meet me for drinks somewhere some time this week?!?!?! (Preferably Silver Spring because I tend to get lost anywhere/everywhere else except Tyson’s.)

Or come over for dinner and drinks?! I suck at cooking for less than 4 people…