…That is all

Fuck…

I like to horde “get out of jail free” cards…

I wish life was like Monopoly…I could just use the brightly colored  money to buy things, and if I ran out, I could just photocopy myself some more [My! How did we get so much extra game money!]… I’d put hotels on my property to get dineros when the neighborhood kids stand on my sidewalk and tease Oz through the storm door. If I didn’t want something, I could trade it for things like get out of jail free cards or a monetary supplement.  And if I was REALLLLY tired of playing it for hours, I could just quit and pick up where we left off another time… or start over. Man if only you could just put life back in a box and start over…

…I would have photocopied a lot more M-Money.

I got an email from boss lady last night asking either me or TA to go to Whole Foods and buy a cake, some flowers and a card for some lady we don’t even know who is working her last day here today, and boss man would reimburse us later… Of course, I couldn’t use my company card because the company doesn’t pay for fun. I would have to venture into my own bank account and scrape some cents together. Ugh.

I looked at my balance… $100.57. Whole Foods is expensive!  Now normally I wouldn’t mind purchasing some farewell items for someone I know.. but.. What if boss man doesn’t pay me back?? He still owes BL over a hundred dollars from stuff he had her buy before… I can’t afford that.

I did it. I bought a cake, two cards, and a potted Orchid because they were the same price as a bouquet of flowers.. AND it won’t die in 3 days… $58.00 poorer. God I hope he pays me back.. I need that money!

I never thought I would be worrying about money so much! I hate being growed up.

BTW. Whole Foods smells bad… everytime i go in there its like walking into a fish market that has been rotting for weeks… Does the WF by you smell?? Or is it just this one.

Some creepy old guy outside WF asked me if I needed help carrying my bags this morning.. He didn’t speak english.. So I assume that’s what he was asking…Either that or “can I steal your overpriced cake and not funny farewell cards.” Either way.. I let him grab my bags in hopes that it was the latter and I could have a fun story to tell at work.. He followed me to my car, said something about “Honda djfdsfds” and put them in my trunk. I said thank you. He bowed at me and walked away.

Apparently I’m a princess now.

I think I’ll tell a friend, Just to let ‘em in on a secret I know…

…There’s blood in Alphabet Soup…

What do you do when you know a secret you aren’t in any way, shape or form supposed to know? When the secret is so big, it could destroy a marriage and a family?

I know I can never say anything… I would get in trouble for snooping.. But wow. Someone I know is cheating on their husband with someone she met in an internet chat room. I know because I saw the chat box on her computer, and couldn’t help myself.

Her husband is awesome! I like him a lot. Why would she do that? Well, I know he is away a lot… so that doesn’t help… and things in the household aren’t all that ideal. But she even told me once, that she would never actually cheat on her husband.

Lies.

I think it’s terrible! I could never cheat! Maybe think about it.. but that’s as far as it would go. (Zac, be glad you will never have anything to worry about!) I’m just flabbergasted.

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