Calamity “Jane”

common sense 

–noun

sound practical judgment that is independent of specialized knowledge, training, or the like; normal native intelligence.

Does this just not exist anymore?

This morning on my way to work (at 6am) I was driving behind an older woman in a Chrysler Sebring convertible. I was stuck behind her for awhile because traffic was kind of slow.. and all of a sudden I see her convertible top start folding back. I began to curse at her for being stupid, when traffic started to pick up and she stomped on the gas pedal. At this point we are going about 67 mph and her top is still opening. Its a soft top, so it was kinda flapping in the winds and I was half expecting it to break off and impale me in the face thorough my windshield.. Then all of a sudden she stomps on her brakes and completely stops in the middle lane of I-95 to let her top finish retracting.

Um. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What is wrong with you!?!?!?!? I wanted to get out of my car and smack the lady. YOU ARE DRIVING 65mph OR MORE ON A HIGHWAY AND PUTTING YOUR TOP DOWN. Not to mention the fact that it was like 30some degrees outside this morning. Why in the hell was she putting it down in the first place? She was far to old to be having hot flashes.. And I seriously doub’t that was a user error… because after the top was done, she opened her door and proceeded to lock it in place or something. Then got back in her car and drove.  Lucky for her traffic was stopped again or she would have been roadkill.

wow.. yes, i do bitch about them a lot..

my roommate got kicked out of an airport this weekend because she was drunk dancing on the baggage claim carousel and had to have her boyfriend pick her up from the airport cause she was too drunk.

and she is proud of it all…

 

i live with idiots..

college hoes…

WHY do guy always assume they are the shit and every girl wants them? Cause it sure as hell isnt true. Dont IM me when you are drunk asking me to come over and make out and get pissed at me when i say no… I mean come on! Good Lord!  And frat boys, they think girls should worship the ground they walk on.  Is it just me? Am I the only girl with morals? I  mean dont get me wrong, I like to have fun… but Im not a slut.. And thats perfectly fine.

I am soooo over college.  I wish I could graduate in December.  That would be amazing!!  I know people who already have jobs lined up and stuff.. I definatly dont.  I have no idea what I want to do with my life.  And thats okay. haha.  I know for sure that i do NOT want to teach anymore.  At all.

I want a new phone. Mine is new and all, but I want one with a keyboard.  It would make texting sooo much easier!!

So this post is kinda really random.. oh wells..

I got a flier in the mail today from a car dealership here in Farmville.  One of those scratch and win things where if your number matches the one listed you win something amazing! Well the prizes are either 30K or a 2007 Charger, flat screen tv, $500, or a turkey.  My number matched the listed one and I called the dealership saying it did and asking their hours for tomorrow.  So Im gonna go in when I get back from spelunking and see what I won.. Itll prolly just be a turkey haha.. At least then we will already have one for Thanksgiving? But.. I dont like turkey.. Enjoy cooking it Erica!!

I am exciting for spelunking tomorrow! Okay, it kinda sounds lame.. But crawling through caves, eating lunch in a cavern, head lamps and knee pads, pushing my pack ahead of me as a squeeze through a tunnel seems fun. Maybe thats just me. haha… Idk

Im watchin The Golden Compass, well half watchin half typin this..

I need to go make my lunch for tomorrow haha