Since I posted about all my favorite shows that are premiering this month… I thought I’d follow up by taking a look at some of the worst shows on T.V. Please, feel free to let me know if I missed any.
On MTV: [might I add that MTV has gone WAY down hill in the past few years... But what do you expect when stations start catering to younger and younger crowds?]
From G’s To Gents- “Watch as fifteen young men in need of a little polishing work to obtain qualities of style, grace, etiquette, chivalry and business know-how. Jamie Foxx teams with MTV to offer up this reality series that will see one changed man win a large cash prize and a shot a new, smoother lifestyle.”
I know this show has been on for a little while already… but the other day I decided to suffer through about 15 minutes of an episode and I will never torture myself like that again! I like the initial premise of the show- what they are trying to do…help these retards out… But come on! It’s terrible!! I’m sure there are plenty of people who like it, but it’s stupid. These guys should have just payed attention in school, learned to speak proper english, and not chosen to take fashion cues from DTLR. [Note to self: Do not purchase bling/grillz from that Indian guy at the jewelry kiosk in the middle of the mall. No kidding. In Newport News, there was a stand and he had signs that said: "GRILLZ GRILLS GRILLZ!" Also a plethora of overpriced, fake metaled gun necklaces, brass knuckle belt buckles, and those hiteous flashy light belts that say "baby gurl" or someone's name-- in case they forget. or something.]
Instead, they choose to make themselves look like idiots on national television. Whatever floats your boat!
Paris Hilton’s My New BFF- “Like OMG I totally want to like be your bestestest friend Paris!! Hehehe.” *flips excessively bleached blonde hair back over shoulders*
GAG.
Exiled- HAHAHAHAHA. That’s what you get for being a stupid, whiny, spoiled rotten, little bitch to people! This show is also dumb. But it’s funny. However, I think I could think of much worse things to make all those little princesses go through. Brats.
My Super Sweet 16- Its not really new… But I felt the need to list it anyway… I have to admit- I watch this show when it is on re-runs… But only because it’s entertaining to watch these kids whine about everything they DON’T have, instead of appreciating all that they DO have.. It also makes me angry, and appreciative that my parents did not raise me to be like some parents are raising their kids today.. Yes, money is a nice luxury, but look how it turns some people into selfish, rude, spoiled, ungrateful (the list could go on forever) dickwads!
That Sunset Tanning show or whatever its called? GAY. Who cares?
On VH1:
Brooke Knows Best- “Growing up with her overprotective father Hulk Hogan, Brooke wasn’t allowed to date or be alone with a boy. But now that’s she’s turning 20, she’s moving out and renting an apartment in Miami Beach, facing new responsibilities and opportunities as she tries to build a career as singer. Despite their recent divorce, both Mom and Dad help Brooke with the move. But will Hulk be able to let go of his little girl?”
Blah. Yes she is a cute girl. NO she cannot sing. Sorry Brooke– you suck. Real singers do not need to alter their voices after recording to make them sound better. Which, sadly, is what a lot of them are doing now. But it will be funny to watch Brooke turn into Brittany. All those years of living with her overprotective dad will turn into years of rebellion and bad decisions. Goooo Brooke!
The Flavor of Love and Rock of Love shows are ALSO terrible. A bunch of trashy women making themselves look like morons on television. None of them will ever be able to get decent jobs now. “Hey weren’t you that lady on that show on VH1 who got belligerently drunk, crapped your pants and tried to have sex with a pool toy? Sorry. We can’t hire you.” No one really did that. I don’t think.. But it woulda been funny! PLUS- Flava Flav is hiteous. And his stupid giant neck clocks are retarded. He looks like a 49 year old man pretending to be 12 walking around in a halloween costume all year long. He shoulda picked a Superman costume.. He still would have looked stupid, but at least Superman is cool!
There are tons of other horribly crappy shows on TV.. I can’t think of any more… Please enlighten me if you have any to add!!!!