Archive for July, 2008

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No! Please don’t get up!

July 31, 2008

So. I have worked my ass off today.. Cleaning, setting things up for the classes, processing credit card payments (which is BORING and very time consuming), answering emails because people don’t read things, etc… The lady I am replacing is supposed to be helping me with the set up and cleaning.. but instead, she has been chit-chatting all day about nonsense, eating food, talking to herself and reading articles on the internet. She will only get up to do something AFTER I have finished it, and then say “Oh, you’re done! Ok.” UGH. I don’t mind doing stuff myself.. It’s NOT hard…. But help is nice.. Expecially when you have nothing to do anyway.

And since when did the definition of “We” come to mean “you”?????

In just a little while, WE will go downstairs and take an inventory of our supplies so we know what to order.”
Translation: Erica, you go ahead and go downstairs and do inventory. I’ll come help in a few minutes.”
So a few minutes later… She comes down and stands there and tells me what to do.
“Whats in that box? Open that box and count how many are in there.”
“Whats in that folder? Do we use that? Go throw that away. We don’t need it.”
“Here. Pick that up and move it over there. I don’t like it in this corner.”
Me: “This box is really heavy-”  I say as I am grunting, and can feel my shoulders burn from trying to lift the box, no doubtedly, incorrectly.
“I can’t pick this up!” The friggen box is full of papers (and while it doesn’t sound that heavy- trust me it is!), and must weigh about a hundred pounds.. Its half the size of a normal refrigerator. I have half of the corner of the box sitting on the ground, and as soon as i get my fingers under the other side and lift, everything in my back pops and cracks, and I immediately drop the box and writhe in pain inside. 
“What’s wrong! You’re young! You can pick that up. Me, I’m old. I can’t lift that.”
Like Hell!!! Grab the other damn end and pick it up with me. So I don’t pick up the box, and call one of the maintenance/facilities guys to come do it. Fuck that.

Now I can barely walk my back hurts so bad! Oh well!

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Blog Name

July 29, 2008

Ok. So I changed my blog name.. and I like it! Thanks boyfriend!!! :D

So in case you were wondering what the hell it means… it is a line from a song called “Straight to Video” by Mindless Self Indulgence.


“Straight To Video”
All aboard
Hit the road
All the bullshit
Can’t be ignoredIt’s hard to place
In my face
No emotion

 

All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video

 Little darling
Welcome to the show
You’re a failure
Played in stereo

Hiedi ho
Here we go
No solution
Strong undertow

Quite unfair
Quite a pair
No box office

All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video

Little darling
Welcome to the show
You’re a failure
Played in stereo

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You’re so amazing
So amazing

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You’re so amazing
So amazing

All aboard
Hit the road
All aboard
Here we go

All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video

Little darling
Welcome to the show
You’re a failure
Played in stereo

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You’re so amazing
So amazing

I never said it
No, never said
You’re suffocating
Suffocating

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You’re beauty’s fading
Fading

We went to one of their concerts a couple months ago at The National in Richmond. It was the best concert I have ever been to. Sorry Authority Zero, you got bumped to second! It was also fun people watching at this concert. Lots of goth/punk kids wearing the entire Hot Topic clothing line… some dude that looked like a girl with cat ears and a tail.. but also a mustache and beard (wtf?). It was awesome tho!!! And I didn’t get trampled like I did when we went to see Flogging Molly (as much as I like them, and enjoyed the concert, I can deal with not being drenched in someone else’s sweat and being beaten to death by elbows and knees).

yay new name! :D

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How Ruuuuude

July 28, 2008

So. I am beginning to think that manners are a thing of the past… and that we should all just accept the fact that our country is drowning in rudeness.

On my way to work today,  I almost got into an accident twice. Traffic on I-95 is HORRIBLE in the morning, and I was lucky to get up at the ass crack of dawn and beat the majority of it… yet I still encountered the usual “OOoOoO A motorcycle is stopped on the side of the road, lets all look at it and cause a back up for 10 miles!”

So anyways. Close call accident #1: Some old man cut over right in front of me, causing me to swerve onto the left shoulder so I didnt rear-end him… and then he slammed on HIS breaks for God only knows what reason… and I had to break check the person behind me a second time… Needless to say, I didn’t get into or cause any accidents.. So I just angrily honked my horn and made it well known that I was there.. and Mr. Magoo who was probably deaf just kept on truckin down 95. RUDE. And ffing pay attention!

 Nothing against old people.. But Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ! There needs to be a test once you reach a certain age.. Not once you have killed or almost killed 3 or more people…

Close call accident #2: Driving down 95, at a super fast speed of 40, some little hot shit in her daddy’s corvette cut off an 18-wheeler and almost got Monster-trucked… Sooo he slammed on his breaks, and I had to do the same, causing the other 18-wheeler behind me to lock em up…and I closed my eyes thinking I was about to get sandwiched between two giant monstrosities.. but he managed to slow down in time and not cause any other upsets on the road.

Stop putting your make-up on while you are driving and pay attention! Also, whatever it is you dropped on the floor, leave it there till you stop. Your car cannot drive itself when you are not looking. They haven’t started selling those to the mass market yet.. Your rear-view mirror and side mirrors are there for a reason.. it’s not cool to lean your seat back as far as it will go.. You can’t see your mirrors this way!! SIT UP! Being able to see over the steering wheel IS cool. I promise.

So anyways.. Back to rudeness.
Just today I have wanted to punch the lady who I am replacing in the face about 100 times. These are all the things she has done just this morning that I think are rude.

  1. Stand over my shoulder and point at things on the computer screen so I click on them, because the way I browse my folders isn’t correct.
  2. Cut in and talk while I am trying to talk to her. Shut the hell up, let  me finish asking my questions, THEN answer. I cannot concentrate when I am asking a question and someone is cutting in and asking “well did you do this…”, “no thats not it-” “No you can’t do that!” OMG shut up.
  3. Interject when I am talking to one of the students and they are asking me questions…
    For example:
    Student: “Do you know of any good places in the area to go eat lunch?”
    Me: “Yes. There are a few restaurants down–”
    Stupid Lady: “Oh! What do you want to know about? Restaurants? MMM. I know lots.. blah blah”
    Then the student looks at me like “Ok she doesn’t know what she is talking about.. thats probably why this woman cut in.” Or maybe they aren’t. But whatever. Um hellooo! It makes me look like an idiot when you cut me off in front of customers and students like that!
  4. Go through all her old emails that I have sent in the whole 2 months that I have been working here, and forward every one of them back to me, pointing out every little asterisk I didn’t include in the subject like (which looks stupid and unprofessional by the way), EVERY SINGLE instance where I typed “Va.” for Virginia instead of “VA.” Who gives a crap?
  5. Stand behind me, breathing down my neck, correcting my grammer and spelling errors while I type something. I will correct them ALL when I am DONE typing the document! It is a waste of time to sit there and re-read everything over and over as you write it. I do it at the end. And, just because you have worked here for 6 years does not mean you are an expert on grammer.
  6. Ok so this isn’t really rude, but it bugs the crap out of me! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF while you are sitting at your desk! It is so fricken weird.. And its not like every once in awhile.. It is ALL day.. I’m talking full on conversations with no one!!
  7. Talk down to me. STOP IT. I’m 22 years old. Not 5. I am an adult. So are the other people in this office. Stop talking to us like we are retarded.

Ok. So I think that is it for this topic. I just needed to get it off my chest! I win!