Dear job:
First off: I hate you.
Secondly:I do not want to procure and manage any contracts… Here is why: (1) because no one will teach me what to do, they will just throw it in my face and make me figure it out myself. (2)I dont get paid enough (3) Google does not tell me how to “procure a contract” so I dont wanna (4) if i ask for help everyone is going to be too “busy” (5)I dont get paid enough.
And finally: I do not want to Park Supervise over the summer. Here is why: (1) It is not my job (2)I dont get paid to do two jobs at once so I am not going to! (3)I do not want to get raped at CP while I am there for hours by myself at 8am by some 50 year old black man who is pissed that there is hornets nests in the shelter he rented. (4)I cant do 2 jobs at once effeciently and effectively. (5)I dont want to take on extra work because the county is too cheap to pay to hire one more person and (6)I dont get paid enough.
Go to hell.
Sincerely,
Your faithful employee.
